Now when one is as full of as much courage and heart as you, Sir, in these dangerous times it’s a wise idea to make sure you’re wearing the best of the best in breastplates and cuirasses to keep you safe and sound. We’ve got the best selection here at Ye Old Renaissance Shop, from those that were favored by the Roman Legion to the finest of medieval and renaissance knightly design. Aye, I’m sure we can meet your needs. After all, you’re doing a great deed for the Kingdom with your gallant heroics. “Better to have your breastplate and not need it than need your breastplate and not have it,” my old armorer used to say! It’s hard to argue with that wisdom or these breastplates! May I help you make a choice?