Renaissance Clothes: Advice From The Cap’n For This Year’s Festivals

Aarrgghh! Spring has sprung, me hearties! And with the glorious weather come renaissance festivals of all sorts. Don’t ye worry yer head none ’bout what yer gonna wear this year. The Cap’n is here to point ye in the right direction. After all…I have yet to come across a buried treasure that’s slipped through me fingers!

If yer lookin’ fer renaissance clothes, I daresay, ye have come to the right place! Fer we have clothes of all shapes and sizes. Clothes that will fit yer lads, and clothes that will fit yer lasses. Why, we even have some that will fit those wee tykes ye have around yer house.

The best thing ’bout the renaissance fair is bein’ able to go a little overboard…pardon the expression, matey. What’s yer desire fer yer outfit? Do you fancy yerself a pirate? That might be me favorite of all…but there are many outfits to choose from. So, what’ll it be, me hearty? When ye head out to those renaissance festivals this year, what do you s’pose’ll strike yer fancy?

Fer the lasses, yer gonna love the choices we have for ye. Are ye a damsel in distress? Always dreamed of bein’ a princess? Aarrgghh…the princess outfits always get to me, I admit. No matter what ye have yer heart set on, you’ll find it in our shop, fer sure.

What about ye, lad? Ye might be thinkin’ ye could never pull off a pirate outfit like the Cap’n. I get where ye be comin’ from. A tabard might do ye well, then. Or maybe ye would like to arrive at the fair as a prince? If yer takin’ a princess, I don’t blame ye.

Fer yer wee tykes, the renaissance clothes in our shop arrr second to none. We’ll have ’em fancied up in no time.

So, what’re ye waitin’ fer? Visit Ye Old Renaissance Shop right now. This year’s fairs’ll be a sight to behold! Make sure yer there to experience it all, and make sure ye clothes’re just right!