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Looking for a proper pirate translator?? Of course ye are!! Here is the best one we have found. With this pirate speech translator, ye’ll be speaking ships ahoy in no time. Try to be ready for International Talk Like A Pirate Day this year, will you? Aaarr! (T’is September 19, ye scurvy sea biscuit!)
Ask Vesta is a very wise and ancient oracle for your personal use. Some completely amazing humans have figured out how to apply the magic that is Ask Vesta to a computer program. Thanks to them—and this website—Ask Vesta is available for you and me, and all who are wanting to be silly, have fun, and laugh!